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Finally, and answer to the age old question! Should we have sex? Everyone has asked it at one point or another. The founding fathers probably asked it. That uber-religious family with 12 kids down the street definitely have asked it. Your parents most likely even uttered it once. Hmm, I don’t think Jesus ever asked it – okay so not EVERYONE.

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